2025.2.1
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2025.2.2
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Tomorrow, you and me, we’re doing the city. You’ve got a lot to catch up on. That sounds a great idea. Good. Then I was hoping to swing by the office. Well, there’s plenty of time for all thaht. source
2025.2.3
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2025.2.4
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Happy new year, you guys! Do anything fun over break? Oh, baby ben got be baby Jesus in our church’s nativity play. Andrew was Joseph, and Jordan was one of the wise man, and I was in charge of casting. I digitized my entire moive collection. source
2025.2.5
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2025.2.6
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2025.2.7
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Ok, so your dad owns the house, but your brother is now the new landlord. Well, this is an unanticipated turns of events. Danny and I were both on the deed, but he didn’t have any family left, so the property must’ve reverted back to dad when Danny died. source
2025.2.8
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What happened? What do you mean? I don’t know. He’s affectionate, likes me to try new things. He does’t turn into a psyco when he drinks. He doesn’t moan when he eats. I turned him down, because he’s not you. source
2025.2.9
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2025.2.10
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This is my friend, Harper. This is Cody. I’m having this birthday thing Friday night. There’s going to be a DJ, and my parents promised not to be ridiculously lame. Right. Parents. So, if you want to swing by, that would be pretty cool. source
2025.2.11
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Oh, Danielle, remember when you said you wanted to be a model? You remember that? That was last summer. Well, as it turns out, Perchik Modeling Academy has an opening for their summer program. Would you like me to sponsor you? What I, Oh my god. That’s like the one of the bset schools in the country. source
2025.2.12
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2025.2.15
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I don’t know what it’s like to propose to someone and have them say no, but we’ve all had our hearts broken. I mean, when your dad and I split up, we were both crusded. It took me a year to bounce back. Worst weekend of my life. source
2025.2.16
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I saw her behind me in the grocery line. And she was just so darn pretty, I had to introduce myself. He was so nice. Yo know, when travis was in third grade, he got caught copying a friend’s homework.source
2025.2.17
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2025.2.19
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Hi, ready to order? Do you have anything that’s really special? Not according to my high school guidance counselor. I’ll have the veggie plate. But instead of beets, I want kale. And instead of broccoli, more kale. I want the vaggie steamed. And instead of dressing, I want lemmons. source
2025.2.20
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Marrisa’s going to be doing her master’s in English. Which means Jeff keeps bugging me to get my master’s, even though I’m trying to get it through his head that I’m taking a year break before my brain explodes. source
2025.2.21
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2025.2.22
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Hold the presses. I just got a new tweet from my gal, Kim Kardashian. Oh, she just bought her some new boots in Manhattan. Kim Kardashian is epic. source
2025.2.23
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2025.2.24
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Look around you, everything’s perfect. Well, pardon me. Maybe I should ride around in an RV. And get other people to do my laundry. No, just admit what you are feeling. Take care of yourself for a change. source
2025.2.25
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2025.2.26
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You know, I was so nervous before my wedding that I ran into a wall and got a black eye. You’re supposed to be a wreck. You’re about to experience one of the most important days of your life. source
2025.2.27
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2025.2.28
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And how well did you two know Ms. Shea? I’m not sure anyone really knew her. She kept the world at arm’s length. Saw everyone as a threat. source