2024.10.1
Six weeks in the suburban jungle. This is all you got? There are over 300 families in the subdivision. It’ll take time to check them all out. Dad said last time he saw you, you are ready to quit. Now I changed my mind. source
2024.10.2
Sheldon, have you ever considered not rushing into something new? I mean, why don’t you take your time, enjor your freedom? Maybe something new to study will find you. That’s actually not bad advice. source
2024.10.3
Oh, Jordana, you’re a life-saver. Thank you. Here. These pieces need trim. I’ll help for as long as I can, but I have a lot on my plate tonight. I have to make 25 mini quiches for my book club. You are not a humman, are you? You were sent by aliens to make human race feel inadequate. source
2024.10.4
We couldn’t find any signs of fresh water. It’s gonna get dark soon. We’ll be safe with our backs protected. We should set up camp. Take turns sleeping. I can take first watch. Not a chance. source
2024.10.5
That’s the driver. Apparently he was texting and drving. Something I would never do. Although I have taken the occasional driving sefies. When the wind hits your hair at 70 miles an hour. It is, like, next-level hot. source
2024.10.6
I hope you don’t mind me saying so, but I’m really happy you and Patrik have found each other. Patrik likes to pretend that he’s the lone wolf. He’s needed someone in his life ever since his wife died. I’m very glad it’s you. source
2024.10.7
Good morning, Renee. How dare you exploit a trumatic childhood memory. Yes, I hearded you had some sort of episode with a little person. Oh, look, he followed you home. source
2024.10.8
Listen, I was just getting dinner ready… Say no more. I’ll get out of your hair. No, no. By the way, was that you I saw getting pulled over by a policeman? source
2024.10.9
Okay, I got to break the ice here. So you’re in counseling. Big deal. You want humiliation? I’ll give you humiliation. I locked myself out of my house stark naked and got caught by Mike. Oh, my god. When did this happen? Today. Right before the party. source
2024.10.11
Jack says that we weren’t supposed to leave. Well, Jack sounds like a piece of work. You look exhausted. Drink this. Curl up on my bed. Take a nap. I’ll watch your fella. source
2024.10.12
Where and how he lives his life is entirely up to him. So, you and I should both promise that we’re gonna stay out of it. Thank you for being the voice of reason. I promise I won’t force Mark to do anything he doesn’t wanna do. Yeah. source
2024.10.13
You know, if you wanted to kill me there were dumpsters on my side of town that were a lot closer. You don’t like to be suprised, do you? Well, I’m a little bit of a control freak. So, there we are. Okay, backstage at a concert. I’m just not that cool. No? we’re not going to Aerosmith or Justin Biber? source
2024.10.14
I’m here in your apartment, I just can’t help but miss you. My shift is over in the morning. I will see you then. Yeah, well, that’s not going to work now, is it? I’m right in the middle of something, Kevin. Turn on the news if you don’t believe me. Hey, that’s not my problem. Okay, I need to see you. You have 15 minutes. That’s not possible. source
2024.10.15
Cloths, day care, monthly food bill, and now a 1200 bill from the emergency room. If something happens to the car, one of us is gonna sell a kidney. Having a kid is expensive. We talked about that. Having kids and an expanding shop. It’s a bit much. source
2024. 10.16
I mean, we had some fun, right? And we have a cool-ass red arrow. And we have this big cheque, which is just enough to pay back Sophie and everybody we owe money to. That’s true. So in a way, we are kind of a success. I mean, we did go from broke to broke even. source
2024.10.17
I can’t believe I haven’t been here before. Look at you. You are a kitchen ninja. You don’t follow any kind of a recipe. No, this is the only place in life where I do not follow a plan. source
2024.10.18
Maybe I’ll take a picture. Ok. I’m having a really hard time deciding which way to go with my hair though. When in doubt, side pony. See? this is why I need you. source
2024.10.19
Make luches, make breakfest, drop the twins off at school and get across town lugging a baby and a sick child. Telling me to plan ahead is like telling me to sprout wings. And that things like being told to plan ahead that make me crazy that yoga is the only thing that relaxes me. source
2024.10.21
Max, it’s the woman at table 2’s 50th birthday and her husband wants us to sing to her. If I had a dollar every time a man asked me to do something to his wife. I’d be a millionaire. source
2024.10.22
I need to take a look at my own life. Can you believe that I spend as much money on wine as I do food? I was suprised, too. I’m going to have to cut back on the vino. Yeah, change things up a bit. Jules, at our age, we are who we are. There’s no more changing. source
2024.10.23
You need to advertise, right? I need experience. Now, before you say no. I’ll do it. You realize I want you to be in the commercial, right? If it will help the bar to take off, I will tap dance in a chicken suit. Okay, well, I was thinking more jazz hands in a gorrilla suit, but I will consider a chicken suit. source
2024.10.24
So just keep your head down and do your job. Make people want to help you. This is Chicago. Records, priors. They can have a way of being expunged. You know what I’m sayging? I do. Good. source
2024.10.25
Hey Bobby. Robbed? All right, here you go. Honey. I want to kill the bastard who hurt you. I don’t care if they throw me in jail. I don’t. Sorry. Babe. I’m ready to throw my life away over this. source
2024.10.26
I have completely humiliated myself enough, so I would really appreciate it if you could just leave. Okay? Hurry up before the bugs get in. Okay, well. Guess I’ll see you around. Yeah, see you around. source
2024.10.27
I’m Harper Stanhope. Please sit. Today is just a meet and greet, so that we can get to know each other. Please don’t take this the wrong way, but I … I really don’t think I need therapy. How about we call it talking instead of therapy. source
2024.10.29
Parker’s getting sniffly. Yeah, I noticed that too. I hope he’s not coming down with a cold. He doesn’t have a cough yet, but he sort of has this post-nasal drip thing happening. I’ll make an apointment for him. source
2024.10.30
I made some guacamole and I ate most of it while I was making the rest of dinner. You wouldn’t happen to have any extra avacados, would you? I do. Come over. source
2024.10.31
So they really thinking laying people off? What’s wrong? I figured you’d like having me around the house more. I could finally get to that storm window you’ve been wanting me to fix. Danny. I’m just playing. Come on,this happens all the time. source