2024.9.3
I have huge news. What is the greatest thing that you could ever possibly imagine happening in your whole life and then times it by three? I am considering dating your dad. I know. Let it sink in. source
2024.9.4
What about Justin? Is he okay? We met through the theater company and started dating three months ago. I knew something was wrong when he didn’t show up for rehearsal today. And when was the last time you saw him? Yesterday morning at my place. We, um, we went for a run and then he showered and left for work. source
2024.9.6
I’m sorry Teddy. I’m just like. I’m really sick of this whole “poor me” act. You are one of the luckiest guys I know. I mean, you have infinite opportunity ahead of you. You’re weathy and you have your health above all, Okay? source
2024.9.7
I asked you to do one simple thing. That was, keep Prince Harry out of trouble. And Naomi, I should have known that you were here dragging my daughter into your train wreck of a life. It’s not like that. It’s my fault. Prince Harry and I came back here and he got totally out of control.source
2024.9.8
I’m so sorry. You have a girlfriend? Why are you kissing max? You told her?Oh, oh, I’m sorry. Would the more subtle way be to paint a picture and hang it on the wall for all to see? Are you insane? Could we have a moment please? Fine.source
2024.9.9
My father tried to talk me into going to a private school. But I said no, becuase I wanted to be at a school where I was truely needed. And of course, I didn’t want to wear those god-awful plaid skirts. But anyway, it has been my privilege to lead you for the last four years.source
2024.9.10
If we can collect all four these items, we can be free. Okay, how do we use them? Wait up. First things first. How do you plan on getting these things. Well, whoever has the item we need, we get them to watch me dance. While we run around and pick their pockets? Yeah, that’s right. But we’d be taking all the risk. source
2024.9.11
I could’t bring them all because it got too heavy. You can borrow any you want. Thank you. I also brought my lefty scissors because I’m left handed, some rubber bands, extra batteries, my toothbrush, and my binoculars, as you know, yeah. source
2024.9.12
See, and all beacuse you never showed up, I didn’t get the two for one discount, because I was waiting alone, for you. Max, I have really tried to be girlfriends with you, but you obviously have some issues. source
2024.9.13
Are you thirsty? No, thank you. Well, if your throat gets parched, stick a pebble in your mouth and suck on it. You can quench your thirst with the spit, supposedly. Sometimes I stick leaves on my hair. It helps cool your head down. source
2024.9.14
She was already past her sell-by date. Well, according to Harvey, She still had a very loyal audience. Sure. Yeah, people who cared about how many buttons on her blouse were open. But at her age in high def, she was running out of buttons fast. source
2024.9.15
The poet Elizabeth Bishop once wrote: “The art of losing isn’t hard to master, so many things seem filled with the internet to be lost, that their lost is no disaster.” I am not a poet, I am person with early onset Alzheimer’s. source
2024.9.16
Oh, by the way, my speech is mostly about dad, just because, you know, he’s always so hard on himself, saying that how he peaked in high school, and I just wanted to do something nice for him, You know? I think that’s great. That’s why you’re so amazing. source
2024.9.17
So, um, where are they? Working. Doug’s at starbucks, Malcolm does some catering. I guess that’s what they mean by working actor huh? Are you involed with either one of them? Um, Doug’s gay. And Malcolm, I did have a thing, but it’s over.source
2024.9.18
Of course not. I just think that Emma is a nice smart girl. So you’re just gonna pick out my girlfriends? It’s not like Bradley’s your girlfriends. Why not? You don’t go out or anything. Because her dad died, okay? It’s not exactly the right time. source
2024.9.19
It’s exactly the kind of hip event you’re dying to be a part of. It would happen after closing. so it won’t affect business. And all the horse rides will take place out back. So no damage come to the diner. source
2024.9.20
Oh my god. I almost forgot to tell you. I think I saw my old van the other day. Michelle and I were having lunch, and it turned left on Rievrside. Rebecca, that van was one of a kind. Okay, and destroyed beyond repair, by the way. source
2024.9.21
Well, I think that’s everything. We’re really pround of you guys. Found your own apartment. Did it all on your own. You really stepped up. When can we see the new place. Well, give us a few days. Let us get it all fixed up. source
2024.9.22
I love the smell of this fresh, dry-cleaned blouse. I am so excited to be out of that waitress uniform and back in my chic business clothes, and, you know, going to my office. source
2024.9.23
There aren’t a lot of brainy nerds at CU, are there? In colledge, it is actually considered cool to be smart, and, .. Never mind. Look, I got a heads up from the admission office. You’ve been wait-listed. source
2024.9.24
I’m pretty sure I can go solo for a couple of hours. All right. All right, fine. Yeah, I will just put Emma down and then I will be on my way. And by ‘on my way’ I mean right across the alley where I can see everything. source
2024.9.25
Okay, what should I do in the mean time? You can get plenty of exercise, it’s always good to get the blood pumping, drink lots of water, hydrition is excelent for the memory. source
2024.9.26
Hi, mom said I’m supposed to remind you to pick her up for lunch? Was I supposed to have lunch with her today? She said she left you like 5 messages. Just bite the bullet and have a cobb salad with the women. You know, Thea, sometimes it’s diffcult to remember which one of you is my mother? source
2024.9.27
Do you think it’s important to make lots of money? How come? So you can be rich. Oh of course, so you can be be rich. What if you like doing something where you don’t make lots of money? Like what. Like being a teacher. source
2024.9.28
Are you jealous? I thought you said you didn’t care about what he did. Not jealous, don’t care. It’s just. I know Bleek doesn’t like Katrina, youn know. He shouldn’t toy with her emotions like that. Because she seems pretty nice. source