2024.8.1
Valentine’s day is the bully of hoildays. It forces love on people who aren’t in love. Cupid’s freakish. All right. No, I’m boycotting valentine’s day from now on. Who’s with me? I love you everyday. source
2024.8.2
You want us to go with you? No, thanks. Navid’s taking me. Oh, he’s such a good guy. I know you guys have had your fair share of drama, but I’m really glad to see you back together and happy. Yeah, I’m a lucky girl. source.
2024.8.3
We use lies to protect our friends and fool our enemies, but at the end of the day, a lie is still a lie. Some relationships can survive in these conditions, but the reality is, most don’t. source
2024.8.4
Plus, I need to get copies of your medical records for the new doctor in Washinto D C. Dixon is tagging along for no reason. We need to talk about this. source
2024.8.5
Hey, listen, um, Brad. We’re in a bit of delicate situation here, and I would never tell a handsome boy like you how to do his job, but could you possibly pull the ambulance behind the back of the hotel and take him down the service elevator? Just stay put, the police will have a few questions for you. source
2024.8.6
So what do you wanna do now? I wanna hang out with my friends. Oh, we’re by that hotel that wraps foie gras and cotton candy and serves it on a stick. Let’s go there for dinner. That’ll be fun. No, hanging out with you is my job. It’s not fun. source
2024.8.7
What’s the point of dating? I mean, so I can fall in love and break up with people for the rest of my life? There’s no end game for me. No big fairy tale where a prince meets another prince and they live happily ever after. Teddy, you can be exactly who you are and have everything you want. source
2024.8.8
Yo, man, I’ve been running on empty for ten minitue. I told you the service here sucks, kid. Sorry, we just changed shifts. Can I get you a refill? Uh… Yes, yes, I would love a refill. Thank you. source
2024.8.9
He didn’t kiss me. Maybe it wasn’t the right time. Overlooking the New york, skyline, a hundred feet in the air, bathed in the moonlight? Yeah, that’s a crapy time. Maybe he didn’t wanna make a move because he doesn’t know you like him. I leaned in. I leaned for a kiss. source
2024.8.10
Do you like music? Yeah, this is my favorite record album. My godmother give it to me for my birthday. She lives in France. These are my books. I like stories with magic powers in them. Either in kingdom on earth or on foriegn planets. source
2024.8.11
We can question the waitress. What waitress? At the cafe. She might have a description of the guy who passed her the note. It worth a shot. No, that’s not a shot, Auggie. That’s a shot in the dark. But, Joan, I… Look, guys, this is on me. I sent you in there with faulty intel and without adequate support. source
2024.8.12
Well, you don’t have a place to live. You don’t like to work. You didn’t wanna marry morty so he doesn’t have to pay your alomony. If you don’t go back to this man who allegedly shoved you once in five years. What are your options? source
2024.8.13
Speaking of stress, are you oaky? Well, Kaite took my pictures off her site, unfortunately, they are so popular that they’re now plastered all over the web. Does Max know some way to, like, scrub them off the internet. He’s at work right now. sourece
2024.8.14
Okay, look, you don’t have to come to dinner, my dad put you on the spot. Not that it’s a big deal or anything, but the last thing I wanna be doing is having dinner with another murky, undefined situation. source
2024.8.15
Dear Sam, my answer is yes. Dear Suzy, when? Dear Sam, where? Dear Suzy, walk 400 yards due north from your house to the dirt path which has not got any name on it. Turn right and follow to the end. I will meet you in the measdow. source
2024.8.16
Silver, I know that you and Ade have had your problems, but there’s no way that she would do something like that. But she was the last one in here. Look, the doctor said that you might still experience epsodes of paranoia untill your medicine totally kicks in. Hey, it’s been a long coulpe of days. source
2024.8.17
My cell phone’s not gonna work on the cruise. I don’t think. So if something happens, just call the travel agent. Oh my god! Maybe I should just cancle this whole trip. Are you kiddding me? You win an amzing raffle and you wanna cancle it？That’s crazy.
2024.8.18
Look, if it’s meant to be, fate will step in and make it happen. A phychic once told my foster dad that she’d tell him his fate if he gave her his credit card info. We had to move in to our station wagon. Yeah. I don’t think I really believe in fate either. Trust me. Fate is real. source
2024.8.19
He’s crazy about you. Really? And how come you’re over here and not him? Cause I’m kind of to blame for this. I fed the flames of your little spat. Because, let’s face it, I’m selfish. My girls were out of control and roy’s a geneius at scaring the crap out of kids. source
2024.8.20
Max, please say you’re kidding. Of course, I’m kidding. I can’t afford lube, I just use the tears. Max, seriously, don’t mess with my hand sanitizer. I’ve already caught poverty this year and I refuse to catch the flue.source
2024.8.23
Caroline, wait. Let me walk with you. No, no, no. I’m good. Please at least take my scarf. It’s cold. No, I’m fine. Are you okay? Here, let me help. No, Nicolas, I’m not going to be the other women. source
2024.8.25
I love Dixon. Yeah, well, this isn’t the kind of thing you want him to find out after you’re engaged. You got to be honest with him. Or maybe he won’t ask me to marry him. And then I don’t have to bring it up. source
2024.8.26
Well, lucky for me. I still have my old prom dress. You know. The one that I brought in the hopes that a certain someone who had been ignoring me all through high school would finally ask me. I’m sorry, were you saying something? I was answering a text. source
2024.8.27
Am I boring you? What? Oh, no. I just didn’t see these texts from my mom untill now. Moma bear to baby bear. Can I have that back, please? You’re gonna bail on me, are you? I don’t know. I’m just racking up the crimes against my mom here. source
2024.8.28
I’ve been watching your mother for days now, Oliver, and nothing. She goes to work. She comes home. Ocasionally, she goes out to dinner. She seems to particularly like the salmon tartare at table salt. I’m linked into her home and office phone. Nothing out of the ordinary. source
2024.8.29
I want him out. I want him out of the house. Okay. Mrs White. There’s a couple of questions I need to ask you right off the bat. It’s very important that you answer them honestly. Did he strike you. No. source
2024.8.30
I’m a time trvaler. I come from the future. And when I do, I don’t get to bring my clothes. There is no such thing as time travelers. Yes, there is. In fact, you and I are friends in the future. source